... but I'm not exactly young either 
Despite having two teenage daughters I really do struggle to keep up with what's hot and what's not, my girls are very patient and tolerant, I often get the typical eyeball roll but what follows shortly after is a very basic step by step explaination of what's cool (or not) and why... it's odd that they speak slowly when they talk to me though 
For me, it's not that I'm reluctant to learn, or try to understand what are they are all on about, it's just that most of the time I really don't get it.... the whole mouth grillz thing that some have going on at the moment..... omg what the feck is that meant to be... do ppl know how bizarre that looks? 
It's just plain creepy
When I was younger I'm sure I used to streak around the place like a chook with my head in a marmalade jar but these days I tend to follow my own path and I just amble along... because of this, many things can and do pass me by... "bling" was one such thing that escaped me, for the longest time I'd been hearing ppl talk about "bling"... it was bling this, bling that, bling, bling, bling.. finally I got filled in with regard to what it was and meant... what a relief.. I was now one word down 
Noun: bling
1. Ostentatious jewellery; more loosely applied to clothing and lifestyle, or a set of modern values that encompass playing hard, looking good and having the best of everything [WordWeb.info]
Then just the other day I was cruising around the place and I spotted a link to blingyblob.com...
